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July 26, 2010: Psychobabble Has Moved!

July 24, 2010: Gloria Stuart Attends her Centennial Celebration

July 21, 2010: Psychobabble recommends John Cale’s ‘Fear’

July 20, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Psycho II’

July 19, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Jack Bruce: Composing Himself’

July 16, 2010: Psychobabble’s Twelve Greatest Albums of 1980!

July 15, 2010: ‘House of the Wolf Man’ finally coming to DVD

July 13, 2010: Join Psychobabble’s All-New Facebook Group… Join It, I Say!

July 13, 2010: You too can help back the new David Lynch doc…

July 12, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘White Light/White Heat: The Velvet Underground Day-By-Day

July 10, 2010: Farewell, Pete Quaife of The Kinks

July 8, 2010: ‘Psycho’ documentary coming this Halloween season…

July 7, 2010: Ringo’s Ten Greatest Beats

June 29, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘The Bat Whispers’

June 28, 2010: 21 Underrated Beach Boys Songs You Need to Hear Now!

June 24, 2010: Psychobabble recommends Philip J. Riley’s ‘Lon Chaney as Dracula’

June 23, 2010: “Twin Peaks” producer says network execs want the show back

June 21, 2010: Super ‘70s Time Capsule: “Mr. Jaws” edition

June 20, 2010: An Open Letter to ‘Jaws’

June 18, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Stones in Exile’

June 17, 2010: ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ in 3-D coming…

June 16, 2010: Anatomy of a Psycho: 50 Years of Hitch’s Masterpiece

June 14, 2010: The Vaselines set to release their second LP…

June 8, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Mellodrama: The Mellotron Movie’

June 7, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘The Jaws Log’

June 3, 2010: ‘Mellodrama : The Mellotron Movie’

June 1, 2010: 15 Amazing Uses of the Mellotron

May 27, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear’

May 26, 2010: 20 Things You May Not Have Known About George Romero

May 23, 2010: Psychobabble News Round-Up: Beatles and Stones edition

May 17, 2010: Boris Karloff’s ‘Thriller’ finally coming to DVD!

May 13, 2010: Stones dish out the jive with ‘Exile’ reissues

May 13, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Forever Changes: Arthur Lee and the Book of Love’

May 11, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘I Was a Teenage Werewolf’

May 7, 2010: “Twilight Zone"-inspired exhibit coming to Gallery 1988 in LA

May 6, 2010: Punk Trainspotting with Captain Sensible

May 4, 2010: Watch ‘Nick Drake- A Skin Too Few’ on Psychobabble

May 1, 2010: “Night Gallery” on Hulu

April 30, 2010: Psychobabble’s Eleven Greatest Albums of 1970!

April 28, 2010: Here Comes Yet Another Kinks Movie

April 22, 2010: The Bride’s Many Veils: 75 Years of Bride of Frankenstein

April 19, 2010: Newly released Beatles and Stones singles

April 17, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘The Nanny’

April 14, 2010: Psychobabble recommends Philip J. Riley’s ‘The Wolfman vs. Dracula’

April 13, 2010: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost on “Twin Peaks”!

April 12, 2010: 10 Great Dylan Versions That Aren’t by The Byrds

April 9, 2010: Farewell, Malcolm McLaren

April 8, 2010: “Twin Peaks” A-Z

April 7, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Small Faces: All or Nothing 1965-1968’

April 6, 2010: Keith Moon biopic still looning about

April 3, 2010: Full specs on deluxe ‘Exile on Main Street’

April 2, 2010: New Small Faces DVD comp

April 1, 2010: Six Creepifying Decades of ‘Tales From the Crypt’!

March 29, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Troll 2’

March 26, 2010: Alien vs. Pooh

March 25, 2010: Psychobabbling about ‘The Runaways’

March 24, 2010: A Touch of Hitchcock to Tide You Over

March 20, 2010: Chilton tributes and Ray Davies rarity at SXSW

March 18, 2010: Farewell, Alex Chilton…

March 18, 2010: 100 Years of ‘Edison’s Frankenstein’!

March 16, 2010: ‘Night of the Hunter’, ‘Dawn of the Dead’, Elvis, and more in New Jersey

March 12, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht’

March 10, 2010: Feed Your Baby Acid: 14 Psychedelic Songs Aimed at Kids

March 8, 2010: That Oscar Horror Tribute Thing

March 5, 2010: The Awkward Movie Challenge: Oscar Picks

March 3, 2010: Mark Frost spreads “Twin Peaks” “resolution” rumors?

March 1, 2010: Sly Stone is Coming Back For More

February 25, 2010: Finally some details about Deluxe ‘Exile On Main Street’

February 24, 2010: 20 Things You May Not Have Known About The Creature From the Black Lagoon

February 23, 2010: Abbey Road drama reaches The End

February 22, 2010: EMI to sell Abbey Road? Scratch that.

February 20, 2010: Psychobabble News Round-Up: Townshend, Costello, Hawkins, Weller, etc.

February 18, 2010: The Awkward Movie Challenge: ‘Suite 208 does David Lynch’

February 16, 2010: Psychobabble’s 10 Greatest Horror Movies of 1960!

February 14, 2010: ‘Live at Leeds’: 40 Years of Rock’s Definitive Live Album

February 13, 2009: The Psychobabble Double-Feature: ‘Bride of Frankenstein’ and ‘Eraserhead’

February 10, 2010: Asinine ‘Jaws’ remake rumors start to fly

February 8, 2010: Track by Track: ‘Psonic Psunspot’ by The Dukes of Stratosphear

February 5, 2010: A few thoughts on John Landis’s ‘Burke and Hare’

February 3, 2010: Johnny Depp to direct Keith Richards doc!

February 2, 2010: Darlene Love film in the works

February 1, 2010: The Awkward Movie Challenge: ‘The Lawnmower Man’

January 28, 2010: Zelda Rubenstein goes into the light…

January 26, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘The Black Room’

January 25, 2010: Track by Track: ‘Their Satanic Majesties Request’ by The Rolling Stones

January 24, 2010: Danny Boyle to bring ‘Frankenstein’ to the London stage

January 23, 2010: The Psychobabble Search Bar

January 22, 2010: Six Hammer Films to Make DVD Debut

January 21, 2010: Things That Scare Me: Case Study #10

January 18, 2010: 21 Underrated Songs by The Who You Need to Hear Now!

January 16, 2010: Rhino records to release ‘The Birds, The Bees, & The Monkees box set’

January 15, 2010: Theatrical re-release of ‘Evil Dead’!

January 14, 2010: Psychobabble recommends ‘Listen & See’ by The Blue Things

January 13, 2010: Shout! Factory opens floodgates on the Roger Corman catalogue

January 11, 2010: The Nuggets Record Buying Guide: Love

January 8, 2010: Five Classic Monster Movies for a Snowy Day

January 5, 2010: Jagger spends “some time” on “The Ed Sullivan Show”

January 4, 2010: Christopher Lee Sings!

January 2, 2010: Psychobabble’s Ten Greatest Albums of 1965!

December 30, 2009: A change of gears for Julien Temple’s Kinks movie

June 21, 2010: Super ‘70s Time Capsule: “Mr. Jaws” edition

In the wake of Jaws-mania, the record “Mr. Jaws” (1975) by Dickie Goodman sat on prominent display in any record store worth its salt. As a kid, I was mildly fascinated with this record. What might a Jaws comedy record entail? Hilarious descriptions of people getting gnawed to death by great white sharks? That would have actually been a lot funnier than the actual contents of Mr. Jaws, which consists of Goodman as a Walter Mitty-esque reporter asking “Mr. Jaws” (i.e.: the shark in Spielberg’s blockbuster) dopey questions like “What did you think when you took that first bite?” Mr. Jaws then “responds” with cutesy clips from FM Super Hits like “Get Down Tonight” by KC and the Sunshine Band, “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Captain & Tennille, and “Rhinestone Cowboy” by Glen Campbell.



As a comedy record, “Mr. Jaws” is some appalling shit, but as a time capsule of cheesy Jaws merchandising tie-ins and the kind of Top 40 pop trash that helped necessitate the emergence of Punk, it’s solid gold.



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